I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
He ripped my extensions out during sex, not noticing until this morning when he saw them on the floor. I told him they werent mine and he went and threw them in his sister's room.
You know you love balls. Don't act all "I-Don't-Love-Balls-ish"
capt morgan doesn't hurt if you honestly believe it's golden flavored kool-aid.
once the "do it" chant starts, any shot at an even remotely dignified party experience is dead.
He dropped me off at 4 in the morning because I made fun of Pearl Jam..
as he pulled out he yelled "no kids!" and then passed out on top of me
On the way out the door to work grabbed the wine glass on the floor left for the ghost of Elijah and chugged it. PASSOVER.
Sorry. Not doing life today. Love to. But can't.
Why so philosophical about cake and sex this morning?
I told the cops they couldn't arrest me until they found my shoe. Now I have the grant county cops looking for my heels by the rail road tracks.
I know its 2 in the morning and everything. But i just straight up yelled "DON'T YOU UNDERSTAND THIS WORLD IS DIFFICULT ENOUGH AS IT IS WITHOUT YOU PULLING THIS BULLSHIT ON ME" to my taco. Because it fell apart on me. I think i might be cracking under this finals pressure.
Clothing is a burden necessitated by propriety.
My new roommate looks like a troll. Or a serial killer. So if I disappear, show this text to the cops.
According to the office gossip the new secretary is “a homewrecking whore”. Think I should spend $27 on a fake wedding ring?
Yes! Want that picture of you and my nephew?
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