Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
he said he wished he had more hands so he could firmly hold my boobs.
The guy at McDonald's just told us there is no flash photography allowed.
When I realized it was a dog, and I still had a boner, it was awkward.
I think I told some stripper my friend owned Groupon Last night
He's blaming gravity for his problems right now, so put that in perspective
I'll pay you to write the paper but not for sex. You should only get paid for something you work hard at.
She was rubbing her face on the carpet, she was high.
We got to the second bar and all he kept saying was "I'm on an alcohol safari!" Best 21st birthday ever.
Wait. You NEVER used a Dizzy Doodler pen as a vibrator?!?
No you don't understand. This tree is really alive. Like in Pocahontas.
My very favorite thing in the whole world is when guys try to booty call her as I'm fucking her. Sucks to suck.
That moment when you can't decide if you should vote for the random frat guy you have head to at the beginning of the semester for business and technology senator.
Whatever. I just want to indulge in this mcchicken and forget all about his tiny penis.
I feel like sleeping with foreign people is a long term investment. It's like a time share. Now when I go to London I have a place to stay.
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