i think i just saw hanson at the grocery store. one might have been a girl. hard to tell. lets call that one taylor.
operation have a gay friend backfired
Last night we hooked up in nothing but out UK shirts during half time. Never say I'm not a dedicated fan again.
I said i love rain, just to change the subject, and he said 'id like to do it in the rain'. Dear lord. He doesnt stop
Should we discuss the rug burns on my back or just save that for a separate conversation
Did I crawl through the hotel lobby all the way to our room?
Down at Ground Zero right now. So many people here. It's the most patriotic game of grabass Ive ever seen.
I'm buying you potatoes, the least you could do is not ask any fucking questions and just say thank you.
how many lesbians have to have their hearts broken before they realise I am not that kind of DJ
Bone him for me, BONE HIM TWICE FOR ME.
Whatever I'm getting wasted, my costume's bomb, and there's a good chance I'm getting laid. Not letting stupidity ruin my night!
No, dude...I agree it's great in theory but I promise you that 80 drunk 21 year old sorority girls together in one room for formal is one of the worst drama filled ideas ever. Ever.
Every guy I've ever fucked is single right now
Pray for me
This friendship isnt goin to work if you dont respond to my drunk texts
i woke up half naked on someone's pool lounge chair in a house that i don't know, with someone's phone number scrawled on my stomach. why do i hang out with you again??
You just listed two reasons.
Randomize
