I wonder if there will ever be a day where I don't find lisps really really hilarious.
I'm pretty sure he's lost all respect for me. it probably happened somewhere around the time i had officially slept with every single one of his friends..
I owe you 20 bucks. My blood work did show liver damage.
i also took my stockings off in the bathroom and blew my nose with them in the cab ride home. james was appalled
last karaoke night = doing dmx songs with a guy who threatened to stab me. so yeah I'm coming out.
You used up your allotted blow job minutes for the month of April last night anyways
So I'm trying to figure out if starting the day running around the quad in a black t-shirt and bikini w/ a drawn on mustache is a good way to start the day...
its 2pm. u awake yet?
ill text u back later. still peeling fingernail polish off my face.
Nothing like coming home and finding the nearly full bottle of fireball you forgot you had stashed before your trip
It's the little things
He sent a video of him jacking off....class will be awkward tomorrow
i just love the holidays, i hotboxed a gingerbread house last night
By talk things out did he mean have passionate angry sex?
Why are you drunk at the library?
Why not?
I just ate part of my sock, this has got to stop.
Coffee and girl scout cookies. Breakfast of champions.
Get fucked.
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