He said he only talked to me because I talk dirty in bed.
He called me an ungrateful bitch because I lauged when he asked me "how do you me and a bed sound?"
Like I should be grateful for the 5 minutes I sit on top of him and stare at the wall.
Went home with a 29 year old from the bar. Life lesson: 9 year olds stay up late sometimes
My mom just informed me that my dog licks their toes while her and my dad are having sex. I'm apartment searching.
I just realized I'm not towing a trailer. I thought this whole drive home I was towing a trailer. Wow too high
I can't believe you just became a stipulation in their divorce papers.
went from writing my paper to watching obamas speech to crushing beers and singing springsteen in a crowd of 100 within 20 minutes. I love this country
So last night ended up making out with a girl going to jail on sunday...she wrote down her address so I can make conjugal visits...
Well, it's hard to say. Last night he puked a perfect circle around him on the floor, and then sat in it insisting it would protect him from the smoke monster. He's was still there last time I checked.
Well it involved jumping two nine foot fences. But when you mix alcohol and persistence you can't lose.
I'm on the struggle bus
just ordered a number 1 at a fast food restaurant that doesn't have numbers
Would you even take no as an answer? I have a feeling you see it more as a challenge.
National champion athletes like gay butt sex, too. I'm just here to help them out.
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
Let me atleast have my coffee before you start talking about your penis
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