You drink too much
No, I drink just the right amount - too often.
Ian has mac and cheese all in his bed/on the wall. Either you did it or he fell asleep with a bowl in his hand and spasmed in his sleep.
Cooked or uncooked?
just came on the shower curtain. sorry housekeeping.
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
Why are you speaking in third person?
Because I'm so hungover that I don't even want to be myself anymore.
we were sitting on his couch watching tv and laughing at how funny the voices on the commercial were, then we realized the volume wasn't on.
I seem to have forgotten that I am wearing a one piece bathing suit under my clothes
I just called the on campus pharmacy and asked the pharmacist to tell me how each one of my medications will react with "excess alcohol consumption". And I'm not even ashamed...I've reached a new low.
The token old dude at the show tried hitting on us by telling us his favorite rapper was Cayenne West.
I'm pretty sure the guy in front of me at Walmart doesn't have good plans. It's one am he is buying a flash light and black bandanna
Smoking a bowl in nothing but a flamingo thong.
He just used the word frick. Is that a possible red flag?
Trump won PA by a fucking landslide. If only Cruz hadn't eaten that booger.
What happened last night dude?
YOU SHIT ON MY FUCKING COFFE TABLE THATS WHAT FUCKING HAPPENED!!!
Considering what happened last night and how horrible I feel, I look amazing
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