she's bipolar. she literally has TWO facebook pages. one for each personality. this. bitch. is. crazy.
Today the house voted to defund Planned Parenthood but to continue funding NASCAR. I fucking hate everything.
....I found a picture of what appears to be the underneath side of the barstool (taken from the floor) and to top that, 9 pictures of the ceiling. Also, did I mention there's a picture with us posing with a pregnant lady at the bar?! WELP
czant get you from the arport. sry i found the rum. dan sucks at rumpong jusrt so yo knoqw.
I feel like he's only with me because no one else would blow him.
And you were like "stop making pop tarts, lil bowow" as you grabbed the pop tarts from your ex and consumed them. Teach me your ways.
My boyfriend just asked what time I was coming over. As soon as my old BF unchains me. I think he ran away.
like i literally can feel my uterus getting frustrated at me for not being pregnant.
Go christen that room with your naked body.
WHY IS THERE NO EMOJI FOR "FUCK MY MOM JUST SAW MY SEX BRUISES?!"
He yelled "HOO-ah!" like Al Pacino when he pulled down his pants. Trust me, he has every right to.
His flight was delayed by two hours though. I just got cock-blocked by clouds :(
Haha I had a heart to heart with a stripper so I would say it was a success?
Did he hurt you? I have a crowbar I can beat his sorry ass with
I blacked out in the cab last night... Cant remember getting in the front door, also i got into bed with my grandma.
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