Dude, the girl i fucked last night left wearing my high school musical shirt you bought me. she also left her panties here though.
The one with Zac Efrons face on it? You definitely got the short in of the stick. i'd rather have the shirt
fuck. yeah me too. i don't even think these panties would fit me
You were right. It hurts to walk today.
you know you're not getting laid when you start breaking awkward silences with quotes from Robot Chicken
I just set a weed brownie on fire in the microwave.
Successful day.
my hot student got the clitoris wrong on the lab practical...so it kinda makes me not want to pursue it
just because he can't find it on a cat, doesn't mean he can't find it on you
i have only one word for you: 3somewithnorwegiangirls
seis de mayo is my least favoite holiday because i usually spend it in bed sobbing over my poor life decisions from the night before.
it went ok. then he slept in a parking lot and took me out for a picnic the next day. boys are confusing.
Well he can play the xylophone with his erect cock... So he's got that going for him
So, were they human bite marks at least?
Your guess is as good as mine.
I mean, if there was a version of you with a penis, you'd fuck it...right? Like just outta curiosity at least
Step 1: Buy a house Step 2: Turn bedroom into sex dungeon
If you can't trust the person at the taco cabana drive thru, who can you trust?!
ill let you put your finger in a lot of things. but a ring is not one of them.
I either have a problem or a really good solution... I just ordered my homecoming dress off of a website that sells forplay outfits.
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