Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
summer is not the time to consider going full bush.
yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
foreplay: 7 minutes. sex: 3 minutes. cuddling: 10 minutes. getting dressed: 5 minutes. commute: 5 minutes.
he was fingering the outside of my pants..i knew that was my cue to leave
Last night you were talking while puking saying, "ahh the shoes and the purse, I'm gonna have to wash those"
All she was asking was for you to describe your coat so she could get it, but you kept yelling at her so the security threw you out.
Oh shut up man. Once the police get involved its every man for themself.
I just heard a 350 lb guy with a stutter describe getting blood in his eye as he was shanking his cellmate and, more generally, how to survive as a white guy in jail.\n\nYou should really consider going to some AA meetings
btw im having a "its finally warm enough for a bbq in Toronto" party tonight. bring all the alcohol you have. and hamburger buns.
I'M CUDDLING WITH MY CAT AND THAT GUY SENT ME A DICK PIC. UNANNOUNCED DICK PICS ARE TERRIFYING AND MY CAT WILL NEVER BE THE SAME
I'm not gonna lie, my internet creeping skills scare me. I'm like Liam Neeson in Taken
I know but we're going to blackout city so it'll probably be warm there
6 showers laters and I still feel like I have his vomit in my vagina. At least I could help him figure out he's gay.
She demanded to see my stimulus package, I had to go over.
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