WTF YOU HAVE A GIRLFRIEND?
Oh yeah that.
it was really awkward, he kept trying to get on the bed with us and we kept having to kick him back on the floor.
i wish i could just hire someone to go down on me every night until i fall asleep
okay so using the row boat as a giant snow sled probably wasn't the best idea.
today was the first day of rush. talking to girls all day makes me sick of having a uterus.
omg. he's a virgin strip club employee who's going to college on a ping pong scholarship. this is unreal.
we knew you were done when they played It's All Coming Back To Me Now by Celine Dion and you started crying
just letting you know that jen either: wasn't feeling well and ate grass to make herself throw up or threw up because she's stupid and ate grass
They are fixing my bike for free, trying to smoke me out, and their kids keep hugging me.
Haha he was not a poor little guy. If he'd talked to me or something I might feel bad. But since I saw him groping other girls as well as myself there's no sympathy coming from me
He's just picking out the right girl. I do the same thing with fruit. Grope them, squeeze them, smell them. I have to know I'm getting quality fruit.
He started a convo with me by saying that we went to high school together and then recommended I try meth.
We were still up at 6am, taking shots, because thats apparently how he liked to "get the day started".
Like I just asked Greg why I don't have a crown for my vagina. That drunk.
He played me Kanye.. Speaking my love language.. He got a well deserved BJ
Smargarita sloshedurday tomorrow around 2
Bring a helmet for your liver
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