my vagina is like the nba. its where amazing happens.
My Nuvaring birth control makes me queef.
they have pregnancy tests at the dollar store
I feel like that is one of those things that you should not cheap out on.
I learned an important lesson this weekend.... I'm way to good at sex to travel for it. From now on he drives here...
im youtubing treadmill accidents. this is what i do at 2:10am
Someone just asked me if ur the girl that fell through the floor. I HAD to say yes.
I'm really not interested in hearing from him. Unless there is casual sex involved
i just thought that perhaps i was done with the "boning on someone else's futon" stage of my life. guess not.
Ha, I bet. You tipped the waitress like 10 bucks for a glass of water.
I'm walking home wearing Kermit the frog footie pajamas, carrying a monogrammed shot glass set with my name on it. It's fucking Christmas!
The orgasm outlasted the Charlie horse. Pros and cons.
Hey, ok if I kidnap you? I wanna test a theory.
It would have to be recorded, because that sex tape would be humanity's primary evidence of miracles
We should get Al Michaels to provide commentary for it.
Did your surprise acid trip turn out well?
i just passed i guy i once let listen to me masterbate on the phone...nyc is not big enough
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