I got everything I ever gave her back, every picture, and money for the dog. I didn't want it she brought it all back and gave it to me. clothes jackets, pictures, dried flowers, ear rings, necklace...
Sell it on ebay and let's go to the bar
I think i sorta joined a cult last night
.....then i was kicked out of my work christmas party......
he's downstairs watching tv with my family... I called the home line so my mom could bring me my make up bag cause my real face would prob make him delete my number
I've hooked up with 3 different guys already this week...don't tell me I haven't been a productive member of society
I just dont think you can meet a stranger after youve heard them cum through the walls though
you covered his dog in toothpaste. safe to say hes not gonna call you.
I've spent more money on drugs for bonnaroo than my actual ticket. Proudly.
We need to get sombreros so I can give them to strippers.
Come down here. We are watching people walk through the paper we taped in front of the elevator.
WHAT KIND OF DUMPSTER DOESNT HAVE PIZZA IN IT?
I swear with his long flowing hair and god-like body he looked like Jesus, a bong hitting Jesus
Also 70% sure I have a splinter on my eyelid from last night
Last thing I remember is ranting about hating pants. Woke up this morning pants less. Couldn't find them, decided to leave. Driving without pants is surprisingly liberating.
I'm not totally useless... You can use me as an example of what not to do
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