girl! he was asleep with his back to me.he farted and i actually felt the wind blow across my leg.nice
Its official, cigarettes are now more expensive than weed
The solution to mudbutt is never ever Clorox wipes. It stings soooooooo bad.
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
we were having sex and the sweat made her make up run... seriously laid there and watched her face just melt into ugly.
Dude their dog does tricks for sips of beer. He keeps going up next to people and trying to shake. This is awesome.
haha she has always seemed a little off. when i met her i was told she was the queen slut. and she had a crown on at the time. it seemed appropriate.
230 lb girl across the train from me is giving a dude in a kilt a handjob while he sits in her lap
We're so stoned that were both cuddling on the couch and crying over Forest Gump while eating popcorn. She asked me if I'd fuck away the sadness. I think she's serious.
Took my plan b at Costco today, sample Sunday for the win.
He's going to wonder why I have burn marks on my asshole
It doesn't count as "finding the lesbian" if you fuck a straight girl!
If walking through the neighborhood with a bottle of tequila and margarita mix is postgrad life, I'm okay with it
I don't care. We're going to fuck. And I WONT apologize in the morning. You cheated on me, so you can cheat on her with me.
Lmao. K I'll be 100% honest. I was over at your place like 12 hours ago with your roommate. If I hadn't of been there then I'd take you up on your booty call offer. So. If you're not creeped out another time please?
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