But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
I'm making progress with her.. She actually looked at me today and gave me a dirty look. Things are going real good.
nothing like morning wood sex at 4pm. funemployment ftw
1.) You left the rest of your whiskey here 2.) I drank your whiskey 3.) then made a steam roller out of the bottle 4.) Everything tastes like whiskey
Well I'm just gonna sit here naked in this chair and whatever happens happens
Just a heads up before you get home. Took the shelves out of the fridge so i could fit the beer ball and bucket of riot punch. Apparently i decided the stove was the best place to keep them. They got cooked when we pre heated to cook a bird we shot. This may be the final straw for our security deposit
Mango bong: no go. Guava bong: sweet flaming buddha it was delicious. I shall teach you the ways of tropical fruit trees.
They broke our car window and then wrote "great night" on the next
She sneezed like 10 times, put her head down on the table and then laid down on their couch and fell asleep. In the middle of the dominoes game. I'll never understand why my dad continues to provide my mom wine.
Theyll love you, its bunch of older ladies who drink whisky and sours and talk about the sex seans in Game of Throwns
What the World Series means to me is that I've slept with too many giants fans.
At the bar in my pajamas again
Ummm that is the 3rd time this week and it is Wednesday
I did something very bad. More specifically, my boss.
She fucked my eyebrows.. I've never had that done before.
Wait... Plucked, or Fucked?
Fucked, but I understand your need to clarify
Its nights like last night that make me want to high five my liver.
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