I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
You know, sometimes I seriously doubt your commitment to sparkle motion.
my boss said she was surprised to see me this morning. i told her there's a time in a girls life she has to give up day drinking in order to make money for next weekend's alcohol. she looked so proud, i think i might get a raise.
maddie and i have invented a community puke bowl. explanation later
He kept spanking me and talking about biomedical science.
Aw, you fucked a pre-med? you're moving up in the world!
Hey remember that time you called a woman a "man in a dress" and then threw up in a drinking fountain?
Just considered playing a drinking game with powerade with my sister so she would get some fluids in her. I do so well with sick people.
The bad news is I fucked my exes girlfriend. The good news is I100% understand why he left me
I haven't been that free with the boobs since I was 19. I'm putting them away for a while.
If you insist
The one guy literally flopped my boob out. Yes I insist.
I went with plan f. get drunk and start a fire in my yard
Being pregnant feels like you have a hangover everyday.. Don't listen to what anyone says about how wonderful it is
And remember people can't hear you kick ass in space
He just chose domino's over sex. ARE YOU KIDDING ME?
Yeah that was post sex. I was thinking in my mind, no wonder he didnt ask me to call him daddy since he actually is a dad
oh.. my GOD my dad just text me... "i need a naked women" ........... help?
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