Alls I know is that his gf looked like Beyonce and he looked like Babar
well after he sqeezed a zit off his forearm i got the hell outta there
disregard all texts ive sent you minus taco motherfucking bell
She screams like she's just fallen out of a helicopter when she cums.
I threw up on my way to work while listening to "the good times are killing me". this award goes to modest mouse for creating the most poetic puke ever
Watching frozen planet. There's a beach master sea lion with about 50 sea lion bitches fighting another sea lion for said bitches. It's a bloody battle. Dude. You have over 50. Share.
attractive or not, he has more than one book on serial killers. i'm gonna get out of here while i can
Nope, can't do it. It's a snowball effect. Today, leggings as pants. Tomorrow, female hitler. Natural progression.
I like her. She smells like old lady but tastes like whiskey
also had sex in his sister's princess style bunk bed.
but you are a princess that one was appropriate.
I may have had several rum punches and then gone to the store and used European cucumbers to prove my baton twirling prowess.
Help me help you realize you are a moron
Liquor has joined the party. Aly just fucking yelled "I LOVE COOKING" and poured margarita mixer, ice and tequila into the blender.
My disney ticket is covered in lube, do you think they will accept it?
I just took like 30 condoms from the doctors office... no one can say I don't try to save my money.
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