omg he said he wants to insert his penis into my vagnia what do i say
tell him to stop quoting family guy
he called me "his little blueberry cunt muffin"...how would that make you feel?
i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
I love how my cats smell like pot.
and thats when we got a drunken mammogram in the middle of cvs pharmacy
Home. Barefoot. Drunk. Crying. Puked. Brushed teeth. Washed face. Dying. Need Cuddle.
I think he's in need of mouth to penis resuscitation. Which I happen to be certified
she made a facebook for her toddler.. his likes include lil wayne and ice luge. He has more friends than i do. I mean, Seriously? there's not enough booze in the world to make thanksgiveing bearable
You need to simmer down or I'm going to buy you a labia leash.
This is actually a pretty big deal for him. I mean, he contacted a stranger out of concern for someone else instead of for sex.
That does show growth.
I mean I'm into guys with money but more into guys I'm actually attracted to
yeah i guess i'd rather he was hot than rich
wow i don't know if that qualifies as growing up but if it does i'm all in
So the day after the 4th I'm sitting here drinking Molson and watching NHL free agent frenzy. From patriotic American to drunken Canadian in 24 hours flat. Booyah.
Hey can you send me a copy of my mugshot? I need it to prove a point
The zombie version of you bit my friend's hand. No more zombie crawl for you. Not ever.
How have you never felt a dick as hard as mine?
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