Is it bad that we're talking like nothing happened?
Ah. Blossoming love after wild blackout drunk sex.
I just did a sobriety test in a tutu.
Theres a live mouse in the toilet. Goddamn you this is why I don't party here
Just watched a guy puke off his bike. Beyond impressed. He didn't even swerve
She came to the party with six kegs and a life sized portrait of Lavar Burton. SHE WILL BE MY WIFE.
I wouldn't have puked last night if I didn't inhale straight pepper from you shattering the pepper shaker on the wall.
I told you he wasn't attractive.
Do you think I cared? I was wiping myself with a scarf..
Have you ever stopped and thought "I do NOT want to be inside of this person right now. Or ever." Because you should.
I am a 5'4" ball of sexual frustration and vodka. It is that kind of night.
The feeling are messing with the penis
This morning confirmed it...there's no maybe about it. She definitely wasn't born with it. It was definitely the Maybelline.
I just can't do Wednesdays sober anymore
Go forth my friend, but don't do any of that fruitful and multiplying shit.
am i the only one who finds it a little awkward seeing as we all made out last night?
We hotboxed his bathroom. going to be a good night
Hotbox went wrong - smoke sets off fire alarm. Firefighters coming
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