I was so high i started crying when i saw how much puppychow was there.
He told me I took off my shirt, asked for the latino thunder and jumped on him. I want to question this but it sounds too much like me.
Using a Nedi Pot after doing lines... at least I'm a health conscious drug user?
If Dave says he's going to have sex with her, he's going to fuck her retarded and turn her crazy. So run.
When we asked you how you got there you replied in all seriousness, "rode my legs"
Peeing off the roof of a motel lighting a cigar with matches and speaking fluent spanish with a chilen exchange student...how do iget into these situations?
Why are there chunks of your hair in everyones pocket?
I decided to mark my territory.
I refrained from asking a guy what he spilled on his dick because it smelled good. Morals.
It's called being normal.
Love is....waiting for your girl to throw up her shot in the bathroom...then handing her her beer. Game face.
Showing up to Easter hungover, late, and covered in black an blues from pole dancing. Daughter of the year.
My Dicks been hard all day. Poor guy isn't used to vacation being over
What's with guys asking if I wanna "kick it" like I'm some fucking 19 year old
I told him I want him to read me my Miranda rights while he's fucking me. Act exactly like he does while he's on duty except with his dick out.
can you come here so we can have really loud sex? the girl upstairs walks so loud i want her to know how it feels
of course
I currently don't understand fingers.
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