splinters make it hard to masturbate
he sent me a winky sad face. i cannot deal this level of pathetically needy flirtatiousness.
Someone apparently named 'eleaw' just text me asking if I had fun last night.
I'm using her two yr old as a arm rest while I attempt to feel her up. Somehow she is allowing it. How this transitions to sex should be interesting.
I don't remember anything that happened last night past 10.. I made him buy me a Buckeye's Donut tshirt. I have no idea why he'd want to fuck me after that.
Ya I guess if we compared our actions now with our actions 2 years ago. We are definitely in a constant state of shit showness.
She had caution tape on her head and she blew me.
also dude totally apologize for the whole drunken "want something in my mouth" text
Please come home, i don't want to feel like basket garbage girl but I'm in your alleyway and not sure how to change that.
apparently when a guy says "if there's anything missing in your life, I will provide" he's not expecting attractive lesbians to be the answer.
So apparently I twerked on my coworkers last night. One month at the new job n I guess this is how I'm getting to know people
The closest I'll come to committing is leaving sex toys at their house
He told me he would make me come so hard I would throw up. I'm actually horrified that he thinks that's something any person would want
I don't want to be flamboyant (says the guy who bought a hot pink suit to be a flamingo for Halloween)--but I don't mind being a little extra.
I dunno about you, but I consider getting eaten out on the porch of a houseboat in -30c in a bridesmaids dress a northern right of passage
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