Fuck?...well quicky, i have to study...unless you can read my book while i bang you, then it can last four chapters
I can be that talented
Call me pathetic, but saying "tits for ireland" is working out really well on chatroulette today.
May or may not have found my way onto a stripper bus. To Chicago.
Blood drive hookups: you will probably faint during the sex, but at least you know neither of you has AIDS
Currently flirting with a 57 year old. Why do i do this
They're doing a Bong-A-Thon for 4/20. I don't care if you quit. You are coming out of your weed retirement for this.
You grinded on me in Jimmy johns to a madonna song.
I swear she hasnt shaved since the last time we hooked up 5 months ago
Was I really yelling "girls night" at random chicks before stealing and drinking all their shots?
Yeah. Just jump him. Naked. Claim his dick for yourself.
He was just lying in his underwear like a present. I had to unwrap it.
I was originally going to go as fembot from Austin Powers
I wanted to have tiny guns for tits
Just for the record, I did not have sex in your bed. Happy 4th of July.
Her vag MUST be made out of starbursts or something equally as delicious.
i had to flash a cab last night.
did it work?
No. he slowed down but then kept going. story of my life.
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