so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
i was more sad about losing him as neighbor on fishville than as a boyfriend
11am puke and rally. THIS is what I'm gonna miss about college.
im pretty sure this vending machine only exists when im drunk
I am trapped in a bar with french tattooed drug dealers who also blow glass art. Just in case this is bad, know what happened.
Peeing off the roof of a motel lighting a cigar with matches and speaking fluent spanish with a chilen exchange student...how do iget into these situations?
Well if homeless lesbian experimenting divorcée is your new M.O., you're gonna need to start drinking more anyway so if that's what it takes to talk about it tomorrow afternoon, bottoms up bitch
Went to 7-11 to buy condoms with the $20 I found on the ground outside Rite Aid. A good day for drug stores
He dislocated his shoulder trying to finger me last night if that tells you anything
The bottle brush for the bong worked really well to clean the brownies out of the waffle maker.
I thought I'd never say this, but if I had to choose between these cookies and sex, it would be these cookies
All I need is to get out and get laid
Yeah mom sounds like a good idea! Now send that message to the person it was ment for
Two grav bong hits and a shower later and I'm ready for company
It's like you say things that speak to my soul on a deep personal level
I am a unicorn in a field of flowers, you asshole.
He loves blowjobs.. were meant for each other.
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