I'd fuck her but she fucked Dusty. And I'm pretty sure he's humped livestock
They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
she was throwing up and singing "I HAD a feeling that tonight was going to be a good good night." And yeah she was still in her dress.
Got a basket, 50 condoms, some candy, 100 plastic eggs & my bunny costume. Campus will feel my wrath in 2 weeks
Tonights theme there is the 7 deadly sins. Greed, envy, sloth, gluttony, sluttiness, fellatio and vodka.
she was eating donuts out of the garbage. enough said.
A guy wearing a hard hat while floating the river. It's the most responsible drinking we saw all day.
in case you were wondering, even a BJ under a blanket on the back of a bus only lifts a 14-hour bus ride to borderline tolerable.
Hey can you send me a copy of my mugshot? I need it to prove a point
His mom walking in on us having sex was probably the highlight of the night
I come from a long history of big boobed German, Swedish, and Irish women. And then there's me. Mother nature was like "Naaaaaaah."
I specifically remember rubbing my eyes thinking I could definitely go blind and I really like came to terms with it I was like ok my other senses will develop this is fine
The highlight of my night will be digging in other people's garbage
Just found out my dad smokes weed too. Mom, grandma, all aunts and uncles, and now my dad too. It's like I'm genetically engineered to be a stoner.
Who brings a stripper to breakfast at the dining hall? What was the plan? Impress her with his meal plan?
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