I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
I just punched cris angel in the balls. I have photos.
There is a such thing as a wonderpuss octopus. Officially my new favorite animal.
ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
My family just suggested tequila shots. I had Vietnam style flashbacks.
Is it weird if I ask my drug dealer to prom? Be honest.
I walk in to see her roommate half naked on their stripper pole. I knew I was home.
stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
On my way home I stopped at target and bought beer and galoshes. I am a planner.
Sooo the theme of my 21st is rapidly becoming Gay Mexico
Just saw a woman in bootie shorts and a winter coat at the library. God. Bless. Prostitutes.
You were typing for me while I was hyperventilating into a paper bag on the floor.
I just have to decide what I love more, food or dick.
Wow I got tittyfucked by the American Dream
This is the Front Desk Lady from the Saturolite Inn. Your friend is passed out in the lobby. Please come help her.
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