so when she was in the shower, I took a pic of my dick with her phone and sent it to her brother saying, this just fucked your sister
we hate each other therefore the sex is mindblowing
my mom just asked me, concerned, if I swallowed.
No no no no no. Not interrested. She looks just like Kim's fat booth picture. Only real.
Just coat-checked 2 backpacks full of 40's...it was the bouncer's idea.
What a dumb baby whore.
He told me that his favorite part about me is hearing my voice while we fuck. I think that was the nicest thing he has EVER said to me.
When you turn your data bak on you're gonna get a pic of a nipple but it's not mine
Puke, feathers, beads, and solo cups all on my way to class. I'm surprised anyone's alive after this weekend.
Talking to her is like watching "Bad Life Choices: The Movie"
Nope. Turns put my desperate group message for sex didn't work out.
Well you sent it to two guys who were roommates.
They could have rock paper scissored for it. My vagina = the prize.
omg how embarrassing to not hear the delivery person knocking because you're singing "where are you Pizza" to the tune of "where are you christmas" too loudly
That seems dangerous to buy acid from a stranger on craigslist
Where's the chopping off someone's balls emoji
I’d feel the same about religion. We can talk about it, but I want you to go down on me first
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