When you're about to leave, tell him "bye." At that point, he should say something. If he doesn't say anything, well, our drinks were free and he gets a free make out with yours truly.
Dude, you posted a cap of a porn to survey if it looked like me. That's pretty certifiably creepy.
He has a chalkboard tally in his bathroom of "Me vs. Toilet". He's losing.
I wish straight boys touched me the way gay boys do.
You slow danced with your carpet steamer last night.
He ended up walking out of his bedroom and told me to look at the nonexistent fire he was holding in his hand. Im upset I didn't take those shrooms.
and he's drinking a bud lime in his profile pic meaning i can out drink him, meaning i would clearly be the alpha in our relationship
judging by her collection of mens sweaters, shes fucked the entire lands end catalog.
I'm adopting to save the world from the moral outrage that would be my offspring
You were wearing a sequin mini, with Tevas. And you still got laid.
My good Christian morals say no, but my complete disregard of anything related to religion says yes
You told me not to tell you found out you're pregnant..
I did a line off of, and then danced on top of a table older than this country.
Harvard is great.
I swear I have some evil slut demon in me when I'm blacked out
Don't we all.
Do you remember punching the light out in the bathroom? I didn't, and that was at bar 2 of 4…
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