oh god the rape fog is back!
How'd it feel making her break her religion?
his mom walked in while I was blowing him. he turned around in panic and accidentally punched me in the face. i have a black eye and only half the clothes i came here in. can you give me a ride?
i suspect the closest i'll get to a valentine this year is a 16 year old on chat roulette asking me to show my tits. step up from last year, i guess.
as he left, i held up my fist and said "pound it out" and he was like "are you serious, we just had sex..."
So he told me he wanted to fertilize my caviar. Im avoiding all foreign exchange students from now on.
i think if i got caught drinking at work i could get away with it if i started crying and saying my cat just died. as long as i'm confident.
My meds have diminished my sex drive, this must be what regular women feel like
He went THROUGH MY PHONE (he's 30 for God sake) then asked me why I was stringing along 12 guys... I told him he could have just asked me if I was banging other people and then saved himself from looking at pics of dicks bigger than his.
She tried to beat him up using a half gallon of Bacardi, instead she got tangled in Kayla's hanging bra and broke a lamp. She can party with us anytime.
spring break - time to see if my two week detoxing gave my liver a chance to recover.
she comes in perfect pitch. hook up with more singers.
Dick. I'll go round and break his windows. I've been watching Sons of Anarchy on Netflix.
I fucked her with a giant balloon tied to my dick. You tell ME how my night went
I don't think getting eaten out in a smart car behind a circle-k on my break by a guy I just met classifies as social distancing, but I'm beginning to love night shift more and more.
Randomize
