so, on facebook you can become a fan of butt sex, and also premarital sex, but not premarital butt sex, which is what I was aiming for.
There's been so much talk around your vagina it's like a local celebrity
Stop making all the ice cubes only big enough to fit in your bong. It takes like 3 trays for a glass of ice water
Legit I think I might have gotten hepatitis C from licking the window of that last cab.
Do you think the guy at the front desk was watching us last night? Although we were in a public pool, therefore our tits were free game.
His "hunger Strike for change" lasted 4 days. Hi welcome to my coke binge last weekend....not impressed
So squirting runs in the family.
I'm sorry but that single bed couldn't hold all five of us, especially with those boobs.
I actually cannot wait for your visit. I miss people who make me look like the virgin mary in comparison.
So I have to borrow my moms car tomorrow to go pick up my ID from the strip club so I can board my plane tomorrow
I already popped my bottle of Rose and took my boxers off. No can do muchacho
I'M HANGING OUT WITH THE DRUG DEALER UPSTAIRS JUST SO I CAN STEAL HIS WIFI PASSWORD, I HOPE Y'ALL LOVE ME.
Skipping class. Wanna Drink now?
yea. just give me 15 min to write a paper.
I wasnt 2 drunk i sobered up around the time we were shooting the fire extinguishers
I have bruises everywhere an I broke the lamp. So ya I'd considerate rough sex.
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