god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
never try to heat up a hot pocket in the dryer if ur microwave breaks...bad idea.
Dude you just tried to have a one night stand with my ex girlfriend while we were trying to put you to bed upstairs.
but that still doesn't explain how i woke up on the couch down stairs.
ahh summer, the season during which the prefix for every verb is "get drunk and"
There are bud lights poping out of the zipper of my overnight bag and my dildo almost fell out in the elevator. not professional
Woke up this morning to my mom on the phone with my dad saying, "It's probably just your prostate." Reasons to move out. Go.
Funny. I made out with his brother for the first time in a bathroom too.
There is a pube in my fucking eyeball
Just curious... Do you still have the cocks bracelet? You know, the one we pass around to whoevers been the biggest slut recently?
We woke up under the ping pong table holding hands.
Let's just do a victory lap through all of our exes.
They made out. Sounded like hippos drinking water
I HAVE NEVER BEEN FRIENDZONED IN MY LIFE AND THIS GIRL IS GOING TO MAKE ME QUESTION EVERYTHING. LIKE A GODDAMN CUNT. A WONDERFUL, BEAUTIFUL, MAJESTIC, LESBIAN CUNT.
I take to many stalker pics of him. If he ever looks through my phone he'll never give me sex again :(
Mind if I sleep with your cousin? If I can... thanks. If no, sorry its gonna happen.
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