Let's perk you up. I have a good PG joke and a picture of my penis while urinating. You pick.
I should be sponsored by Trojan
video games are the ultimate cock blocker
the girl I was having sex with just mumbled victory for msu during sex. i love basketball season
if youre pregnant and ruin my spring break i'll never forgive you.
Apparently she came home completely covered in mud, pretending to be a bird...and she still had more sex than any of us this weekend.
Don't linger or you will get sucked into spending the night. Remember the mission mantra: GET OFF
He's going to be my graduation present to myself.
There was a group of girls next to us. One was smiling at me. I only remember walking up and saying "oh you're Russian". Not sure where it went from there
I made a wizard staff out of Keystone light... I am therefore the smoothest wizard in all of our university's history.
why am i naked
you took off your clothes at the party and some guy took them home
U know this is gone far when im in the bathroom trying to take a pic of my asshole
I want you to defile me in my childhood bed.
It's a shame I've been hooking up with him for 6 months and he still doesn't know my real name.
Like my mom really needs to know just how non existent my sex life is
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