i found out what alaskan girls practice during those six months of darkness
It's a pity Stephen Hawking can't do sarcasm.
I am totally the chick from Intervention who barfs up wine and then re-eats it.
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
Every time you started making out for him we all cheered for you... that's what sorority sisters do - they cheer you on when you make bad life decisions at the bar.
Mom brought home a 36 pack of Smirnoff and was all "ring any bells?" and then winked. I'm scared. What does she know?
Man my junk looks like a mangled grapefruit right now, this shit sucks.
Landen experienced Greenville for the first time last night. He was awaken by 2 cops and 4 EMS guys this morning in the bed of that truck that is for sale at the swashbuckler carwash, said he was trying to walk to waffle house... Greenville- 1, Landen- 0
I had sex with a mask on because I have the flu and I didn't want to get him sick.
I'm sorry I've been mean recently but tbh it really turns me on seeing you cry so it might happen a lot..... You're a pretty crier I don't get it
Have you forgotten that this whole sexy cop role play started with a comment about my mom?
I can't wait to get to LA so I can punch her in the face
She left a cookie cake on my porch, and the frosting reads "I'm sorry". She left me an I'm-sorry-for-punching-you-in-the-face cake.
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
Is it bad form to puke out of a dorm window to avoid looking bad in front of the people in your room?
How about from a sixth floor window?
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