i have no idea who im with but someones making meatballs. im going to stay.
I feel like he knows I had a dream about him eating me out in the janitors closet at the holiday party. He's giving me THAT look.
well... just scaled a wall and entered the bar through the balcony. just making some last minute memories nbd.
Typcal friday morning so far. Puke, shower, commute/puke, coffee, puke, coffee, bagel, good to go. Lunch today?
Whenever I walk away from the group without saying anything, NEVER assume I'm just going to the bathroom.
We decided it was acceptable to walk out of class on a quest for Doritos. That high.
It's okay. I've dumbed down my notes over the semester because I knew I wouldn't be up to understanding things come finals.
Thought about you all night last night, then I fucked the shit out of my boyfriend. Win win for me.
Her neighbors? They're nice. Young family. Tried not to get puke on their side of the lawn.
Just please try not to piss Danny off, I really can't afford to find a new drug dealer again
You ate my pie without asking. So don't get butt hurt if I send you link to plus size clothing stores.
You "drove" the computer chair around the party for a good fifteen minutes. you would crash into things, freak out, and yell for an ambulance.
I can't go to Fassler and not immediately think about you licking a guys wife's butthole in the family restroom
One can only be this extremely wet once a year and I feel like I'm bitch slapping god by not using this gift he has bestowed on me.
My vagina knows your penis is sad about Andrew Luck. You should come over and let her comfort him in his time of need
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