dude your cousin who was wearing the skirt wasn't wearing any underwear
gross she's a slut
yea she doesn't shave either
If I die tonight, wear a V neck to my funeral.
just so you know, the uglier twin gives better bjs..don't be deceived
So am I a slut for not remembering his name after sex last night or not recognizing him in the cafe today after he told me who he was?
i no longer feel bad for not doin my schoolwork. im watching a porn in french. this MUST qualify as studying.
I vote intervention dinner around 6, make up movie around 7:30ish, then apology drinks all night. Then hangover waffle house in the morning.
you stumbled up the stairs in your heels, pulled 23 one-dollar bills out of your bra and then went and puked in the toilet. didnt say a single thing to me the whole time
I'm the fucking queen of sexting. I just made a blowjob sound so poetic I'm wishing I were a guy just so I could blow me. Learn from me.
I don't know but someone, somewhere gave someone a hand job and someone else was pissed about it...
WHAT DID YOU SAW VERBATIM. VERBATIM IS SOBER FOR WORD FOR WORD
Dude so last night I was eating out my gf and her kitten climbed onto my back and fell asleep. AND SHE DIDN'T NOTICE FOR LIKE 10 MINUTES
We almost got stabbed in the nuts last night. Don't worry, we're alright.
I just watched will sing pure imagination from willy wonka and then blow a banana
I jus want to remember tomorrow how proud I was tonight for wearing my rainbow leggings as a long sleeved shrug I feel like fucking MacGuyver
my goldfish that i got the day i lost my virginity just died. im terrified as to what this symbolically means for my sex life
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