"You squeeze, we tiip biiiiiig" JB
ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
member when we used to take shits together before volleyball games?
You got so drunk you kept singing the Sailor Moon theme song and kept making everyone call you Sailor Venus.
he screamed my twitter name while we were having sex.
I've thrown up so many times in the third floor bathroom of Baldwin that they should probably just go ahead and name it after me.
I'm someone's dream girl. I'm hungover in this guy's bed wearing ONLY a Brian Westbrook jersey. Not the same I was on a date with last night.
We decided that the paper cups disintegrating was god's way of telling us we had had enough
Of course he did. He is like the oprah winfrey for vaginas. Always giving that shit away.
How do I enter a double puke and rally into my calorie counter?
I accidentally mass texted his dick pic. Not only to my friends, but to my dad as well...
wait he has a twin??? which one did you fuck
yes
Tinder has really served to stimulate the number of sex related demons summonings.
He licked me while I ate pretzels and chips. I was really living my best life.
Liz Cheney wasn’t exactly on my list of women I expected to be saying “YAS QUEEN” for in 2021 but here we are
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