I think east. Tornado watch. What the fuck are you doing in Texarkana?
Bonnaroo. Tornado watch? Expand on that thought.
Watch for tornadoes.
Dry humping a girl for an hour and then jizzing in your pants doesn't count as losing it.
He kept saying the best defense against a lion is to punch it in the throat.
I wouldn't really call it 'getting lucky' considering I paid her to do it.
he's been in the country 4 hours and we just did it in the closet. he called me "miss flirtatious in the cupboard." i'm in love.
i would one night stand the shit outta him
We decided to play beer pong where the loser had to beer bong a pitcher of beer...people just started losing on purpose. It was a bad idea.
Thats gotta be it. Also just found out that the fireworks will fit in the airsoft pistols...we are all gonna die
I think drinking everclear was a better idea than taking a night class.
I just took my birth control with Redi-Whip. I'm that girl.
porn backed up onto portable hard disk, laptop charged, battery backup in place, two cases beer, handle of vodka, poptarts and beef jerky --- bring it sandy.
This chick had a microhand. Fucking, like, jerking off a baby carrot would make it look like corn.
If I hid at school to avoid the cops, is it fleeing and evading or just being a good student?
I just put vodka in my apple sauce. Spice up your fucking life.
You are cordially invited to the annual finals week stress relief drinking binge at our manor this evening
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