I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
All I remember from last night is puking up a box of cheeze-its and the building catching on fire.
She has never blacked out. I have tried to get her to so many times. Apparently it's a lot harder than we make it out to be.
At a party. It smells like teen pregnancy and sadness in here.
He's drinking 50/50 vodka/water out of a camelback. Disaster would be a compliment at this point.
HEAR YE, HEAR YE! BY ROYAL DECREE, I WILL BE KNOCKING ON YOUR DOOR AT 2PM UNLESS YOU GET THE FUCK UP. IT'S 1:50. CIGARETTE TIME, BITCH. I LOVE YOU.
Another memory: We offered for a stranger to live in our house under the condition that he took the garbage out because it's a 'blue' job.
We are the best.
Ps. We need to take the garbage out.
I think god invented us with two hands so we can grab an ass and spank it at the same time.
I'm just gonna eat nachos and wine fruit forever.
I was telling everyone at the frat that they had to try the "fantastic refreshment" that was everclear, vodka and country time
Things that don't wash off in the shower: black eyes and hickies.
Was it you I was with where I saw a guy open a beer with his butt?
His abs are so defined he looks like a human xylophone.
CyberMonday=Bulk Condom Shopping For 2018
Thanks. I just smoked a bowl topless so I'm in heaven right now.
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