You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
since i spend so many of my nights sleeping on the bathroom floor i think im going to remove all toiletries from under my sink and replace them with a pillow and blanket.
Dude...disintegrating condoms. Think about it. For all the guys that wanna go raw dog but their girls won't let them, and for the girls that wanna get pregnant but their guys don't want a kid. What do you think?
I think you've been hitting the soco too hard again.
His penis was definitely too big to be the type that wants commitment. Shit.
I was also standing on my bed with a road cone pounding on the ceiling at 3am. Not sure why
And if it was a miscarriage you should figure out whose it was. He must be an alphamale for his offspring to sustain life this long in the amusement park that is your body
and honestly how many chances will you get to hook up with a one armed guy?
He's only a freshman and he needs to expirence shit like that..
YOU would be the Freshman Expirence
We were making condiment sandwiches, then her husband kept trying to get me to sleep with her. I hate being the only lesbian at the party.
I don't know what to tell you, usually I would just ask if they'd like to meet the captain. If you can't get laid it's your problem.
They ran out of ice at the party, so I fixed my drink with frozen broccoli....the show must go on!
If you're mature enough to fuck him you're mature enough to tell him you don't want a relationship come on
You walked in wearing nothing but a beekeeper mask
I never thought I'd have to apologize for tasting like absinthe and cheetos before tonight
don't bring your nerd jargon into this conversation about my naked body
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