bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
gross. I think i'll just donate all my eggs. My children will be incredible, but they're not welcome in my womb
he got a rim job in the basement.
apparently i was the one who gave it to him.
I had no idea a 5'8 girl could fit entirely on her knees in front of the passenger seat of a Sunfire, but I am very happy to now have that knowledge.
I have a cup of vodka in my bathroom with a straw in it. Yes, I am ready for this bikini wax.
I don't know. I was also picked up by the doormen and held over the bar so I could do an upside down shot out of a bartenders tits.
I feel like somebody ate me, then shit me into my bed.
You won't wear your Santa suit, I can't get trashed, and you won't use handcuffs! This is the worst Christmas EVER.
But you're the one who should be jamming foreign objects into my vaj instead of an old weird lady. I mean, it is your birthday....
The condition was that I had to eat her out to Beethoven
Tonight I researched being a phone sex operator and teaching English at a French school in Africa. I think my future lacks direction
I just used a bag of jelly beans as an arm weight...I'm not sure what to think of myself
Just stopped at a cross walk because the light turned red 3 streets down. I'm way too high.
i gotta say this to some one...... my penis feels sooooooooo sooooooft, its amazing
like for real, sooooooooooooooo smoooooooooooooth its amazing
I can't wait for you to read this text tomorrow
I’m torn. She’s crazy - like legitimately “Wear your skin as a suit” crazy. But her blow jobs and dirty talk are Pornhub quality!
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