i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
it was like the sexual equivalent of when Wilson fell off the raft and floated away
His mom told be she once got turned down for playboy. 1 biggest mistake Hugh made. 2 is she hitting on me?
I lost count of how many people I peed on last night.
Um, so I couldn't say it in person, but if you find my underwear in your office. Sorry. I couldn't find them, so yea.
we just bought Vicodin from the Chinese delivery guy, this day just keeps getting better.
She still cant shoot whiskey?
Im having serious doubts about this relationship
I'll be listening to "I will always love you" and sobbing uncontrollably all night, care to join?
I just listened to "Eye of the Tiger" and did 5 shots to prep going over to see him.
You wanted to thank my penis. You wanted me to take the condom off so you could touch it and thank it.
I repeat do not go to a jail visit drunk, those stools are easy to fall off.
Part of my tooth flew in my eye when the dentist was drilling my cavity then I was sent to the ER. Fucking never going back
In California. Through an entire game + OT. That’s a long time to have an octopus in your pants.
I'm not sure what happened. There's a frozen waffle in the floor and he's walking around with a curtain rod and making planes out of bread slices...
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