i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
She brought an overnight bag to my party. Might as well have shown up wearing only a thong and a bottle of whip cream in her hand.
Just got cockblocked by coyotes. This would happen to me.
Sorry no. I've already promised my first single hookup to somebody.
I know. My only sports are biking to buy drugs and running from the police.
the mechanics of walkigng feel weird right now everyone lools like a demon
what does alcohol mean
My nipple piercings are like the guardrails, that's why they feel so safe.
I feel like everyone in class can tell we had a threesome last weekend.
Sex aside I am really scared about Syria...
mom how many of the songs from my childhood are mexican drinking songs?
all of them.
OK BUT WHO THE FUCK FORGTS A LIVE CHICKEN IN MY HOUSE
Hungover. No words. Just memes.
My ex husband is now my side piece. #thisis30
I just woke up with a pair of handcuffs in my pants, can u explain this?
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