I no longer want to be the gay that plays in the revolving door at RelationshipDale's like a seven year old with a.d.d.
Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
either she was really happy we won flip cup, or she was too drunk to notice her boyfriend behind her.
i will replace your cream cheese. there's enough for breakfast. you are my friend. i had guests we wanted bagels so bad im sorry. i left you notes. i love you. you have enough for a bagel or two and i will get you more. you are so pretty.
I wiped my mouth this morning with a pine tree branch after I threw up on the side of the road. Tis the season
this mall makes me feel like I just rolled a 9 in jumanji and got the stampede card
Listen. You seriously only live once... there aren't that many cinco de mayos left until someone knocks u up and u have to have a shotgun wedding. Man up.
pretend your vagina is a choco taco and the guy is someone who really loves choco tacos. let him enjoy the choco taco.
Nvm, he just almost drank his drink from last night, his drink that has the condom in it. Kinda answers my question.
I just sent him 3 long ass texts about how to tell a girl how he feels. I should get a fucking friend zone medal.
I will make you one.
Good. It needs "forever alone" engraved on it
This medicine is making me nuts. I just woke up and I thought I was in a glass case with Asians staring at me.
I'm now using my vagina for good, not evil. Trying to restore balance to the force.
Going on a coke binge the night before your appointment with your therapist (to talk about your sex addiction) is prob not the best idea.
Cockblock successful. That's for pouring nacho cheese on my flatscreen, asshole.
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
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