when im bored during the day i often think, what do people who dont get high do with their day.. i came to the conlcusion that everyone must be getting high
i thought he was 22...he said he was 25..he was 19...im 26..it doesnt count if you dont know right?
i was unaware that anal sex sometimes ends with shit on the bed.
some dude is getting blown right outside the bar in his car. reeediculous
class
he's dribbling her head like he's fucking allen iverson
He was drinking hot tub water because i refused to get him a glass of water...
I might lose an organ but I've got booze. I'll be fine.
I'm watching people hook up tonight who, when they wake up tomorrow, are going to wish they were blind.
He was the only guy who ever made me cry..
Who, the park ranger who made you dump out your beer on the beach?
I just saw a stripper light her nipples on fire. Im terrified and impressed all at the same time
On one hand it was kinda weird his girlfriends stuff was at his apartment. On the other hand it was kinda nice because she had great shampoo
Because you failed to stop the wedding, now I have to be a homewrecker. My eternal damnation is on your head I hope you're proud.
I have one goal now that I am in the USA. To find a man I can fuck into marriage before my visa runs out.
I JUST HAD TO SNORT THE REST OF MY BAG OF COKE BECAUSE THE BAG RIPPED IN THE WORK BATHROOM.
I'm guessing you feel amazing due to all the caps?
LETS GET THIS SHIT DONE. IM GONNA GET THIS SHIT DONE, FOREVER.
I've come to the conclusion that my issue is I'm not fucking a guy with a headboard
We hotboxed his bathroom. going to be a good night
Hotbox went wrong - smoke sets off fire alarm. Firefighters coming
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