? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
Dude someone changed all the contacts in my phone to I Like Eggs
you turned your livingroom into a bong?
we ran out of wine so you tried to make some by throwing grapes and nail polish remover in a blender.
Pre-St Patricks Day Log: Threw up across a 14ft radius, this is why the irish dont drink tequila
The only birthday messages I got from men were from my 8th grade boyfriend and the bouncer at our bar. I think I'm doing something wrong in life.
I think my penis ruined a perfectly good friendship.
Someone took a picture of their balls on my phone last night. BEAUTIFUL PACKAGE. I will find this man.
Come out Saturday. It's for my lesbian daughter from the future birthday.
My boobs looked so good under the black light I saw a girl physically cover her boyfriend's eyes.
Be safe. If you have intercourse with a boy use so many condoms this his penis is no longer recognizable.
You're going to replace me with a robot made of heating blankets and a vibrator?
Came out of blackout state to the curtains torn down & the headboard laid on top of him. & yes he was still breathing
You got up in the middle of a sentence, puked, came out and poured another glass of wine and continued your story.
Jack said he hasn't jerked off in like two weeks and he's like a smoldering volcano who wants to bury you like Pompeii with his man gravy
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