I don't make mistakes...just understandable bad choices.
I fucked her on my hockey bag. it doesnt get any more Canadian than that.
Drinking at work by myself... My boss just walked into me copying my face on the copy machine..
I went from a chick that didn't like to have sex to one that can't get enough of it. I can't believe I'm going to say this but at 27 I think I need a happy medium
That haircut screams I'm 35 but I still eat pussy.
she blew me in the men's room in the restaurant. it was a french bistro, so it was okay
story update. I'm locked out of my house. Walk of shame advisory extended...
When the shrooms kicked in we both simultaneously realized we were not the right puzzle piece for the dubstep puzzle.
We made eye contact and were like we are not welcome here, the ravers are onto us and we need to get the fuck out before we get shuffled upon
I just passed a truck with its bed lined with a tarp and filled with water with six dudes chilling in the back driving through campus. That looks fun.
Just saw an all male dolphin threesome from underwater viewing
I spent 10 minutes contemplating condensation on grapes this morning.
I forgot to ask you how long you're housesitting. By which I mean how many bones can I get in averaging 2.5 bones per day.
20.
I couldn't think of the word "bath" so instead I told him I was marinating in soapy water
I'm still not 100% sure who I'm sleeping with
Come by so you can take a pregnancy test with me. It's like my monthly ritual!
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