I think thats the most anyones ever pregamed for rollerskating
Should study in library more often, procrasturbating is less of an option.
I call it my summer of slut; except summer lasts from May until December. It's been incredibly successful
I am not apologizing for rubbing my balls on your leg...that is a risk you take when you come out to the bar with me
It's like she can't drink without using a flambongo
They wouldn't serve more then two Shots per person, so you grabbed a group of strangers and said u werre buying them all shots, then proceeded to drink all of them.
Just got that "I know what's going on with your vagina" look from that CVS cashier.
You bought MORE?!
You were a for sure 10. You put on a traffic cone to meet someone.
Well at least I will forever be known as the girl he ate out on the lifeguard stand while people walked by. On the first date.
According to timehop today marks the 3rd anniversary of my 1st blackout
I'm not sure if 14 year old me would be disappointed or proud that I fucked him behind her middle school??
It was rocky mountain showdown of course we got shitfaced and talked about eating buffaloes
She ripped her shorts off and yelled "VAGINA TIME!"
I really wanted you to make me eggs this afternoon. I even wrote it on my hand to remind myself.
Also, I'm not that drunk, but I'm thinking of pulling the blinds all the way up and casting some porn up onto the living room TV to establish dominance over our neighbors.
Randomize
