quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
Now we are really drunk and her 17 yr old cousin is shitfaced. He may or may not have proposed a toast to octopuses and double fisting. And we just drank to Mexico.
he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
I want you to come here and listen to her climax and then tell me how funny you think it is.
I just bedazzled my weight watchers points calculator. You can tell I'm gay.
Maid of honor is brides sister and single. Likes lemondrops. You're welcome.
walked into class wearing my zorro costume. some girl just said "oh my god, i fucked zorro this weekend." I found her.
Btw. U, me, male strippers, beer. Gonna happen. We could totally get TNT from like u know TNT places
I just realized that I have dated 5 unemployed guys...and 3 that drove pt cruisers...Turns out I do have a type.
I just want my birth control to stop making me feel like I'm watching baby seals get clubbed to death any time anything even remotely unpleasant happens lol
I remember puking but I don't remember where. PSA: don't go barefoot around the house
We literally solved our fight using cat pictures on Instagram. True love.
Strip club, what strip club did I eat a steak at? That's the appropriate question
My boyfriend and my fuck buddy are going to the strip club together... Should I be concerned?
hey im sorry i made fun of the color of your sheets, but like it was all i could focus on during sex because they were just THAT UGLY
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