Seeya bye Latvian government! Whammy!
that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
rubbing her clit was like playing thumb war
bars should really give you discounts for bringing your own shot glass
I did the seizure Bad Romance dance again last night, didn't I?
you were really good actually. your skill is increasing over time
woke up this morning with a big mac and chips on a plate, coke in a glass and a knife and fork AND NAPKIN waiting for me in front of my computer. PORN WAS ALREADY PLAYING. I LOVE DRUNK ME
Just so we're clear this time around: This is dinner with my FAMILY. Not an opportunity for you to drink too much, and use the word "dick-thumpin" in casual conversation.
I just kept screaming "I'm fucking a preacher's son!" Also, this water tastes like weed.
Threw up on the baby. National Tequila Day is the eve of National I'm A Horrible Nanny Day.
We fucked then made friendship bracelets, his mother taught him right!
I think I just smoked a piece of your foot. Were u picking your feet by the weed?
You dropped my mother on the dance floor. She has a concussion. You didn't apologize. Don't speak to me for a while.
What exactly is it about Doctor Who thigh high socks with a matching shirt that says "take me I'm yours!"
Who knew she had talents apart from chugging wine spritzers
Thanks for driving us home last night. Also, blanket apology for anything I may have said/done. I blacked out sometime near the t-shirt cape incident
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