i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
You have problems? I'm 20 years old and i'm balding
there's got to be a less slutty way to tell him the baby isn't his
woke up this morning to find the entire staircase covered in marinara sauce, with my roommate practically sobbing and scrubbing the wall with carpet cleaner.
Thats why you always identify the subtext of a blowjob before you accept it.
It's a lightpost hitting you in the head. Of course it's going to hurt the day after.
He titled his birthday party on facebook, "BJ's in PJ's- an adult slumber party." I'm the only one invited.
Travis is back on this booty and burgers thing. If I'm his delivery service for food he better fuck me how I want.
I'm just gonna go have sex with whom ever is in the men's room.
If your find a 12 pack on your doorstep consider it a gentleman's agreement to never speak of that night again
SO AWKS THEY ARE HAVING A COUPLE FIGHT AND I JUST WANT PIZZA
I feel like I may be the only person who can say they crutched their walk of shame. past the secret service.
will you help me invent vagina-safe pop rocks?
Someone needs to get Mark off the roof. I told you that he doesn’t shut up about ancient Egypt if you give him henny.
Not only is he funny, he had a REALLY big dick
He's old enough to be your father!
REALLY. BIG. DICK.
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