That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
Im drinking a beer thats called vuuve which is boobs in begian. I think my life is complete.
my mom is pro-life. I dare you to fuck me.
I've never been 12-exclamation-point-excited for sex. That must have been good.
She was that classic mixture between "Hell no" and "Why the fuck not."
I just got a flashback from Saturday night of you helping me wash my feet in the bar's bathroom.
the bouncer watched the girl drop her ID, saw me pick it up and say OMG SHE LOOKS LIKE ME, and then let me use it to get into the bar
Don't linger or you will get sucked into spending the night. Remember the mission mantra: GET OFF
And think got sick again from going outside naked. Word to all females...don't try the naked trench coat thing.
I knew he was a classy dude because when I told him my name was Jen he said "Gin? Like Gin & Juice?"
Yeah he drove 30 minutes at 3 AM to come fuck me in my neighbors treehouse
In the middle of pounding my asshole he stopped and said, "do you want to get breakfast after this?"
I am now picking what guy I will hang out with based on how many Pokémon they live near.
She is getting high and watching the Hobbit. I want her life.
So she is basically watching her own life story: short people traveling to strange places.
He makes furniture for a living and is basically a hot, younger Ron Swanson
Randomize
