I can't remember if we talked about feelings. Fuck you Miller High Life.
I dinstinctly remember making out to "I believe I can fly" and waving my arms like a bird to the beat.
The police are arresting two women who got in a fight for the last Twilight DVD at Best Buy. Classic.
i told her that i loved her pillow breasts and then she asked me if i wanted to motor boat them. so yea, i do need the room tonite.
Shoot me. Guy hitting on me with a beaver on his head. Says it is his spirit animal.
I'm buying you potatoes, the least you could do is not ask any fucking questions and just say thank you.
i love that feeling when you wake up and have no idea how you got back to your dorm or why you have mac and cheese on your cheeks and eyelashes in your mouth
Either I'm paranoid or I swear my parents rigged my house so you can never sneak in or have the munchies without being loud.
There is nothing wrong with me introducing you as elephant dick. Nothing.
Well.. If you trust a test that only costs a dollar, I'm not pregnant
I'm a grown ass woman, I need to get fucked
Aka I'm headed to the liquor store because I don't know how to handle my emotions.
i mean ive seen your left buttcheek how much more bro can this get
He pulled out the guitar, sat in tub, and took requests while she puked her brains out in the toilet. I think he loves her.
Thanks for supporting me through Robs retirement. I'm still in shock, but your dick helped.
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