bang him and never speak to him again. also, queef in his face.
i dont this its possible to queef on command.
I had to fart so bad so i let it go hoping it would be quiet, it was loud and shit came out!!! and i couldnt leave because her parents were behind me
He still hasn't made a move, so I slept with his brother last weekend. Maybe sibling rivalry will motivate........
Hmd? did you really just created an abbrievation for hold my dick?
Its all fun and games until someone grabs the electrical fence.
Birthday Treasure Hunt was to follow the clues. At each spot there was a stick on tattoo and a shot and at the end there was 2 cases of beer. I have 13 tattoos and don't remember turning 18.
She is just sitting by the bathroom like a little puppy waiting for a knight in shining armor to take her in there to fuck her. New low?
Hey, who is this? Sorry, you're in my phone as "you better remember".
The heart of my unhappiness in my job is that it's not a place where coworkers and I can draw dicks on everything to amuse each other
he calls himself the gay cupid because he matches two guys looking to hookup on craigstlist with each other. get me out of here. please.
Muscle is literally tearing itself off of my shins. No I am not going on another bar crawl with you.
I'll pay?
Pick me up at 9.
All I know, is I had green sex and beer and got driven home. That's it.
I think all the guys I've fucked in my life would get along perfectly. They'd probably form an orchestra and travel the fucking world. That gives me the slightest feeling of consistency in life which is great.
He fingerfucked me in the hot tub and then we had sex in the wine cellar. See thats why I like partying with rich people
gonna stay in tonight
and im a platypus. shotgun a beer and get your dick to this party. ive got some hot friends visiting
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