their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
So I'm driving and this guy next to me at the stop light is reving his engine and honking at me. Motherfucker thinks that's because I'm asian and drive a honda I'm automatically going to race him
They have edible shot glasses at target.
There really is a God.
Oddly enough when I decided to stop whoreing myself out... I lost most of my companionship.
do you think you could subtly ask him about the dimensions of his penis?
Come over we're drinking with orange soda as a chaser to honor 90s nick kenan and kel.
Dude she gave you head while I was in the closet, we've passed the "awkward" phase.
Because selling drugs to kids never goes out of business. We get older, they stay the same stupid.
He walked up to anal ring toss like he was going to win you a teddy bear
I should be trashily making out with an air force cadet in the beach volleyball court by now
Do u have any idea how hard it is to masturbate in a CVS bathroom when your name is being called over the speakers to pick up a prescription for painkillers?
I'm literally naked with a whole pizza in my lap sitting in my chair.
I'm pretty sure I broke my breathalyzer by breathing vaporized vodka into it.
Jus pulled over and stole. Corn out of a. Field. ... get on my level
You guys do the cocaine and I'll do the dishes.
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