If we're like this now and women reach their sexual peak in their 30's, I can't even fathom what our futures hold.
his dick got so hard in his pants and it broke his zipper
I now beleive the Trojan Ecstasy ad "feels like nothing's there". They forgot to add "...cause the condom broke."
I swear to god if he wasnt on the fourth floor balcony and I wasn't to drunk to climb I would kill him
The Angel on my shoulder is now resorting to merely reminding me that, "You will regret this later." I'm not sure if he's learning how I think or just giving up. Either way, should make life a bit more interesting.
I was just crying my tits off and he was just sitting there listening. I was an open book of embarrassing life stories.
Wine is not your friend.
I walked outside an you were laying down talking to a star about your life. That's when I took the bottle of jack away...
I actually haven't slept with anyone in a while. I think my whore phase is just seasonal.
Every person I've ever had sex with is in Chipotle right now.
Yep that's the face of someone whose dick I would put in my mouth without hesitation
Ick. That's not even the fun kind of punishment.
sorry for any reference made toward your boobs or making you feel pregnant or incapable of peeing. make it a wonderful day.
The fact he has had a girlfriend for 5 years and they are trying to work it out isn’t going to stop me from sleeping with him. He said it himself you can’t cheat on someone you love...
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
Just convinced the cute guy from class that I have prostate cancer. GET ME OUT OF THIS TOWN!
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