like i told you yesterday: virgins, blood, my name. do it.
i think that after ALREADY drinking that much, the tube shots may have been a bad idea.. i mean afterall, i did wake up and find my cell phone IN the bonfire the next morning.
in a garage, wearing a toga, theyre debating the logistics of Coke Pong. If I don't make it out of here... it was me who stole your Barbie in the 4th grade- I've never forgiven myself.
She's trying to figure out what kind of dinosaur I am... Yay codeine.
I just found a 2 minute video on my phone of you throwing up in a fake plant.
Dude, you need to man up. You passed out before a PRESEASON game. It's a long season.
My birthday is in 11 days. Going ham. Consciousness will not be an option
I'm sitting on the floor singing Bruno mars while they cook and occasionally pet me
I have a tab of a google image search of onion rings open and it is making me so happy.
Is there evidence of another human being getting away with this/ not dying?
My vape juice got mixed up with the astroglide.
Wow..I bet that tasted bad.
Not tasted.
Last night you dunked donut holes in spinach dip, ate it, threw up, and continued eating. I cant keep up with your drunk eating skills.
I was wondering where the donuts went.
I think my brain is throwing up inside my head. How do you live like this?
Intelligence report: the hot sister called you gross, the sweet sister says you're dumb, and the smart sister says all the other men she knows would have to die for her to hook up with you.
this is the 3rd time this week I've gone to the liquor store to stock up for the next 2 weeks
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