You tried to convince her that if she gave you head she'd hear the ocean.....
I like how you try to look sexy and just end up looking like a weird boy.
He kept yelling "osteoporosis" and threw milk at her because she broke her arm.
What's the big deal? you guys fuck
3 times is my limit. I don't even want to know you exist after 3 times
She's the barista slut.
your friend did not want a bj. we need to leave. this is very awkward.
I keep hearing lesbian porn and I'm the only one home. I don't think this is healthy
if i'm ever face-down on the ground puking again, promise me you won't try to braid my hair?
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
Our host-mom was rubbing her back sympathetically going "muy bien, chica" while she puked on the beach. So yeah, I think we got the best one.
I'll be thirty in eight months. I think my goal is too stop changing my pants in the parking lot at work by then.
I just formed the "shit on a tree in Chicago club." And I feel awful about it.
Too much dab too little lung dying šµšµšµ
He just fucked me into paralysis. can't feel my hands or face.
Dude I had my dad cock block me once
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