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WTF. STOP SENDING ME ANIMAL NOISES. ITS FUCKING WEIRD.
so he must've not known that your lastname is Came because everytime someone would say your name he would scream "NO SHE DIDNT" to the whole party. He must've not been too good then either.
I just criticized a porno's use of editing. Film school is ruining me.
Damn it if I pass out in the bathroom one more time this month im going to rehab...
i wont go near him until the smell goes away , and he takes the chex mix box off his head.
That was around the time you tried to kick me out for being rude to your fish.
I'm going to tattoo a maze on my back for the next fucker that tries to blow early ....
Welcome to drink and talk like a Russian afternoon.
Pirate drinking day will be planned for shortly
I approve this so hard.
It's cuz all she eats is salt lick, human souls, and fast food
WE'RE MOVING TO IRELAND!!!! DON'T ASK QUESTIONS JUST BOOK THE DAMN FLIGHT!!!!
not sure if actually covered in glitter or just drunk
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
If he thinks I'm canceling my orgy to coddle his stupid fucking behavior, he has another thing coming
Shes the whorey leader of that wolf pack, and all the less whorey wolves report back to her. She teaches them the ways
I forgot that I'm high because of how high I am.
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